Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Stress ? Have a great laugh :D
I shall tell you some jokes !

Joke 1 : - Expensive Perfume

A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, turns around, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"


Joke 2 : - Examination

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks. The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?
"I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!
You had a great laugh didnt you ?
well, i did !
lol this jokes is found by towrong on the net to entertain my cousin and her friend -.-
and they are crazier then normal people :P


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Physics ? KILLER !
it was totally a thing that was very very different from other years .
Thermocouple ? ionisation ? live ? neutral ? atom ?
what the hell -.-

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